Why God Never Received Tenure at the University:

    1.  Because He had only one major publication.

    2.  And it was in Hebrew.

    3.  And it had no references.

    4.  And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.

    5.  And some even doubt He wrote it himself.

    6.  It may be true that He created the world but what has  
        He published/done since?

    7.  His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

    8.  The scientific community has had a very rough time  
        trying to repeat His Results.