A computer scientist is someone who, when told to 'Go to Hell',
sees the 'go to', rather than the destination, as harmful.


A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a
one-way street.


My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write,
it should be hard to understand.


Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.


Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.


Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.


Hey! It compiles! Ship it!


If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the
computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles
to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks, killing everyone
inside.